General Jokes:
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything!
Animal Jokes:
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They might crack up!How do you organize a space party?
You planet!What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
Food Jokes:
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange!Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crummy!What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
Tech & Science Jokes:
Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open!How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None—that’s a hardware problem!Why did the smartphone go to therapy?
It had too many issues!What’s a computer’s favorite snack?
Microchips!Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Work & School Jokes:
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurty! (2:30)Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!Why don’t secrets ever stay in the kitchen?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
Random & Silly Jokes:
What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it!What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!